Urban Fog

What happens when you are sent an Urban Dictionary definition and it leads you to the site where you find more interesting definitions and eventually sink into pages and pages of the fun, yet time consuming fog.

Oh, Man, I just blew my coffee break in my cubicle lookin' at UD pages. It was a total Urban Fog!"

by Schoeswife January 6, 2010

Cum-fog

Verb: To cum-fog
The act of ejaculating one’s semen onto another party’s oculars during a sexual encounter

While Nicolo and Gretta were getting intimate, Gretta asked Nicolo “Can you finish on me with a cum-fog?”

by The Year of Calick Committee January 3, 2019

beaver fog

The emittance of odor and/or air,from the vagina.

All hopes of oral sex were thwarted by the beaver fog

by edbonicsED8 October 11, 2013

fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.

Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.

by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018

fog chick

A regional term for someone basic who also lacks grace and style. A person who would choose housing based on location, organize private Facebook groups, laugh about inside jokes publicly, and wear clothes that were fashionable three years ago.

Person 1: "Oh my gosh, did you hear that girl laughing about her Facebook group chat in the grad lounge?"
Person 2: "She must be a fog chick."

by 1OneHittaQuitta1 April 2, 2020

poop-fogged

Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf

Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.

by Beeker21 July 23, 2012

lost in the fog

When you hot box a small area and can't find the exit.

"Dude where's the door?"
"I dunno man, we're lost in the fog."

by Rhynockerous September 4, 2016