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Canon Event

Slang term originating from the movie Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. In movie, a canon event is an experience that is shared by all Spider People across the multiverse. These events are what build the personalities and livelihoods of the Spiders, and deviating and/or preventing canon events from happening can have dire consequences, up to and including the destruction of their universe and multiverse.

In real life slang, a canon event is a life experience that is so universally shared that it might as well be fated to happen, part of your real life canon so to speak. Like in the movie, these events make people who they are and more often than not they will grow somehow from it. Fumbling your first crush is often said to be one of the first real life canon events, and deviating from that outcome could have dire consequences...
"I can't believe I just blew my last opportunity to ask her out, now I'll never be able to see her again."
"Its a canon event bro, it happens to all of us. Don't worry you'll get it with the next one."
by ItchyDonut January 12, 2024
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Event slags

A group of girls who go to music events every weekend even though they cant afford to do so. Slags
State of them lad. They're proper event slags
by PaddyKenny123 May 15, 2016
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Cuffs Event

It's an event where you get handcuffed to another person, usually a guy and girl, for the night (not real handcuffs).
Hey, I'm going to a cuffs event tomorrow, you should join me.
by Minminseungmin December 3, 2020
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PEOPLE LEAKING PERPLEXPLORE EVENT

WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE THE EVENT PERPLEXPLORE IS ON WEDNESDAY UR NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAK IT I HATE THESE PEOPLE LIKE UGH
Example 1

ugly person:"huzah! huzahahaha! HUz!- zah!"
person: "I HATE PEOPLE LEAKING PERPLEXPLORE EVENT LIKE SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

Example 2
ugly person: "omg look its epic sneyser real its so cool look"
person: "kys"
by mkunga May 15, 2023
mugGet the PEOPLE LEAKING PERPLEXPLORE EVENTmug.

event autism

The specific, oddly focused mindset that takes over an MMO player during in-game limited time events, often resulting in them shunning all game content in order to just play the event and grind out every last drop of that time limited content. Also applies to mobile format games which mirror the limited time event model.
Man, I'd love to hit up the new raid, but I'm in total Event Autism mode here, I need to grind out the Summer dailies on my alts then get a few hundred more tokens to get that next cosmetic before I can call it quits for the day.
by Boabby the barman September 12, 2018
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Eventism

Saturday mornings at 0700am. Chatting absolute event drivel.
"man, dj smooth was full eventism this morning, chatting shit about picking djs as per"
by Smemes July 14, 2022
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Omega event

An event that requires an exception to the rules. Thought to always be possible, no matter how encompassing the rules are. Coined by @Yishan (Twitter) who credited Erik Martin, one of Reddit's first community managers, with the concept.
We have become so accustomed to the notion of “free speech, except” that we do not realize that free speech is ALWAYS limited, and that every limit arose from an Omega Event. - Yishan
by Bling Blang Blaouw April 21, 2022
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