deuce

when someone has said something mistakingly, and you book em for it, and give em 2 punches.

yo that was a deuce guy!

by LL January 25, 2004

deuce

1° In cards, the 2
2° The finger
3° The act of shitting

1° In hearts, you start with the deuce of clubs
2° heh strongbad just gave you the deuce!
3° That kid just deuced on my lawn!

by jacob88 August 9, 2005

The Deuce

Weight of 200 lbs.
Usually in reference to fat people, particularly women.

How much do you weigh baby, about 150?
Nah? 170?
Nuh uh? 190?
No? Holy shit bitch, don't tell me you're bustin the deuce!

by pimpology 1 and 2 September 5, 2003

Deuce

V. To deuce or be deuced

Used to informally reject someone's statement as untrue, stupid or absurd & thus prescribing two hits on the shoulder and a slap on the back of the head.

Bryan: Top 3 Ballers all time: Magic, Byrd and Ewing

Slick: that's a deuce!(enforces)
Slick: you didn't say MJ.

J: yo American idol was live last night.

Rick: Deuce.

by SanDirt September 25, 2013

deuce

To give a person a ride to a predetermined destination.

Jen: ahh ok i gotta decide what type of zombie i will be
Steve: What options you thinkin about?

Jen: hmm.. prostitute zombie?
Steve: ...I think that is a splendid idea. Do you need a ride there? I'd be happy to deuce you.

by streetshark86 October 30, 2011

Deuce

a 20
of
trees

yo nigga can i get a deuce NAH MEAN

by Binkel Biltskin September 30, 2003

Deuce

pass something over
poo

Yo buddy, deuce that up.

by Jamey Grant September 25, 2006