dork corks

tiny earphones which hang in your ears

Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.

by june t July 11, 2011

Cork turd

The turd that holds the rest of your poo back.

Man all that cheese I ate backed me up, I need to release this cork turd to poop.

by BetaDeebs June 6, 2018

Cork Fart

Noun: The last fart you have before pooping is imminent. Sometimes you don't even realize you need to poop until the cork fart is released.

Alex: *fart noise* Oh boy! I need to get to the bathroom!

Erin: Was that a cork fart?

Alex: Yup, got to go!

Erin: See you in a half hour

by Puckstopper92 January 19, 2022

Cork and Screw

Fornication where one or more of the participants have a butt plug inserted in them during the act.

I can't wait to go home; Mary said we can have a cork and screw tonight!

by tabsNotSpaces March 25, 2021

Corked Volcano

Shitting on a bleeding a vagina then shoving a penis in, and when you are about to cum, pull out and spray blood, shit, and cum all over the sheets.

"I gave Suzie a corked volcano last night, I guess I'll be doing a load of sheets tonight".

by ClewisSM October 15, 2008

corking the blumpkin

to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works with enemas.

"We finally got it right because we tried corking the blumpkin!"

by dickymon August 20, 2006

Angry Cork

When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, and you pull out and stick a cork in her ass before she shits all over you

this time she wont shit on me, cause im gonna angry cork her ass

by corkmaninass January 23, 2011