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chapping ass

Dude, your really chapping ass... Get it together
by shubosky March 18, 2015
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Chap baps

A more complimentary alternative to man boobs, or moobs.

An upper class man boob.
I say, look at those chap baps.

He's the prime minister, he doesn't have moobs he has chap baps.
by tommy_toepoke October 2, 2010
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Chapped stick

After a weekend of many sexual encounters, what your man stick looks like on Monday.
Man, I had so much sex on the weekend I got "Chapped Stick"!
by bransey99 February 25, 2009
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smoking the chap.

When your smoking the chap you could be doing many of a thing.
1) You could be Smoking Dope.
2) You could have very chapped lips which need lip balm.
3) You could be acting like a tool.
4) You could be a toolbag which is more then a a tool.
Yo you "smoking the chap." bra?
Yea man that chap is super gnar.
Yo u wanna give me a hit of that chap?
Nah many this chaps for me and only for me.
Come on man i havent smoked that chap in 2 weeks please just one hit.
Aight man one hit and dont lip that chap or ill cut you.
by Chapsmoker77 February 13, 2010
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bloody chap

That Muslim kid that consistently acts like he's black even though he isn't. Gets upset when you tell him he isn't black.
Person: Hey, bloody chap, you're not black.

Bloody Chap: Shut the fuck up, I'm the blackest one here.
by notryanmilly April 12, 2017
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West Chap

another name for Chappaqua, NY that a few kids made up and now the whole town is using it
by urmom June 11, 2006
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chapped dick

when a girl sucks your dick on a cold day and stops leaving you all wet , so your dick gets cold and chapped from being sloppy and hard .
yo bro , my girl gave me a chapped dick . she was just sucking me and then left my dick all hard in the wind.
by healthhoes November 22, 2017
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