Blob

Something with a simple, rounded shape, usually flacid, and sometimes with a simple face, the eyes being black dots and the mouth (if it has one) being a line

You are a pink blob inside a skeleton that is inside of a meat suit.

by starmaxt April 9, 2022

blob potato

it is some one that is lazy maybe kinda fat and loves food

man bob was in bed all day he is such a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

Team blob

A sexy, beautiful team of 7th graders. The team consists of 4 members, called Blob, marmita, shentzoora and jeripiltan. They are gods who are also very sexy.

You're not gonna believe who I saw today... Team blob!!!! They're even sexier irl.

by Punkjunk November 12, 2023

BLOB

BLOB (Basic Last Option Bae) When you have no choice but the ugly female left to smash; It's your only option left.

Black Guy: Dude she is a blob
White guy: yeah but its our last day here
black guy: she is a blob, no

by Sssivvwohw0gag November 11, 2023

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

Blob On

When someone says something that is 100% correct

Roy Keane was Blob On when he said that Manchester United were crap.

by Ayresome Angel September 22, 2025

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