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Paddy’s Barbers

We going Paddy’s Barbers Boys
by MacDooDoo69 January 12, 2019
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Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
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Tony Barber

An affectionate reference by Australians to a $100 note, named after 1980s quiz show host Tony Barber, who used to randomly provide cash prizes to contestants (eg. a $100 note from out of his pocket) on TV show “Sale Of The Century”.
I’ll need to grab some Tony Barbers from the ATM.
by Jizzlobberz February 24, 2023
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Christian Elliott Monroe Barber

funny af, also cute af
are you christian elliott monroe barber?
by jeter_derek December 22, 2020
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Michael Barber

hey that guy Michael Barber, have you seen him?
hes in my walls
by slick bin March 30, 2022
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Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!
Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.
by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024
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The Grim Barber

Basic ass barber with tattoos and frenchies. Drives slow in a fast car.
Homie has a fresh cut probably from The Grim Barber
by Toasty_666 November 24, 2021
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