A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning
by La Rouge July 28, 2022
Get the Big Aussie Breakymug. A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.
Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.
by Peadhan September 27, 2024
Get the Aussie jam boymug. by Gandhi the bogan May 30, 2019
Get the Aussie drive bymug. Person A: I say Aussies are Redneck Brits, just like how the Taiwanese are-
Person B: Don't even think about it
Person B: Don't even think about it
by Moronoki.com August 10, 2025
Get the Aussiesmug. The Awesomest Flippin set of cards since yugioh and pokemon . One pack is received for every $20 spent at woolworths in Australia. during the Christmas period of 2013 woolworths encouraged by the orgional series success they released a limited edition set of baby animal cards that went in a separate binder that hooked onto the front of the old and featured 36 "Baby animal" cards some "Baby" reprints and some all new.
Jesus man I just went and spent $2000 at woolworths and got 200 packs of aussie animal cards and a binder. Guess what I am still missing 1 card from both the orginal and baby animals .
by Sayaka Miki December 10, 2013
Get the aussie animal cardsmug. "I'm Aussie mate, who the FUCK do you think you're talking to? I come from the land down under, you ugly redneck"
"Shut up Bailey, no one cares about you."
"Shut up Bailey, no one cares about you."
by crushmilooo September 1, 2022
Get the Aussiemug. The "Aussie Cigourette" is a cigarette made from already smoked cigarettes, from the little left tabbaco. Why Asustralian ? In australia, pack of cigarettes is almost 50€ and more, and so smokes are expensive. This makes people actually recyclate the used cigs, and save money. "cigourette" is a Gibberish - Aussie accent pun.
(After taking a boof)
+Oy, that cig's fokin disgoostin, where ya got em ?
-It's an aussie cigourette mate.
+Ye, no wonders.
+Oy, that cig's fokin disgoostin, where ya got em ?
-It's an aussie cigourette mate.
+Ye, no wonders.
by Někdo random October 21, 2019
Get the Aussie Cigourettemug.