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your mom

some times used for roast
by XLE1829 December 11, 2018
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A very fat, ugly, hairy dude that is many things and is the legit answer to everything.
by xXx_YourDad_xXx February 3, 2020
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A comeback that makes absolutely no sense at all. Often used by people who are about to get proven wrong and don't want to look like a complete idiot. Sometimes even used for literally no reason at all.
idiot: Why would Disney cancel Adventure Time?!
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI

guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.
by bizzenboom April 28, 2014
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The best answer to any possible question or comeback

Teacher: what is the square root of 69

Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night

Teacher: stop! that is enough!

Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!

Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot

Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom
by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019
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who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!

Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.
by Cheetah_speed119 July 19, 2019
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If someone uses this on your your mom is gay
by Mr HEEP AS July 25, 2020
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The best meal I've ever had
A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had
by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022
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