Thankskilling

When an evil Turkey rises from the earth to kill anyone who has disgraced him.

Hey, how many Turkey's should we kill for Thankskilling this year?". "NONE, or it will turn into THANKSKILLING!

by TheTurkie August 14, 2011

Thanks ... I think

A response to a complement which is likely backhanded.

Liz: "There are good ass holes and there are bad ass holes. You're a good ass hole."

Maggie: "Thanks ... I think."

by blueFlameBat July 15, 2010

HAVIN THANGS

Gettin that money, cars bitches,clothes,jewels, being able to enjoy the finer things in life

"Im young & rich talk a lot of shit i guess beacause im havin thangs..

by G Magic June 2, 2007

Thanksgiving

To use your cum, shit, piss, and vomit to stuff a turducken and shove a teen girl's head up said turducken. You must then use scissors to cut her shirt up. Then, you take her pants off, remove her bra and panties, and ready a bottle of Diet Coke and Mentos to shove up her vagina and anus. When you pour Diet Coke and Mentos down her vagina and anus, you must suck her boobs slowly and softly while pissing in her vagina. You're then gonna need to grab a whip (if you haven't already) and command the girl to kneel and dig in while you ride on her back as if she were a horse. When she finishes, pour the leftovers in a blender, pour the mixture in the girl's mouth, and make out with her, in that order. Swallow afterwards.

Don't question the cum, shit, and vomit on the floor and dinner table. I just wished her "a happy Thanksgiving."

by Yopmail User November 12, 2022

Stoner Thanksgiving

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.

That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.

by Dankey McBankey November 21, 2006

Thanosed

When half of something you love ceases to exist.

I left two donuts sitting on the table, when I came back someone had thanosed them.

Marvel just thanosed their fanbase.

I was playing fortnite the other day and this hacker thanosed everyone.

by Dositio May 31, 2018

Thanks jd

when someone states the obvious
a person who states the obvious
a remark that is said after someone states the obvious
originated in Scarsdale, NY

if it is raining outside and a person says, "hey, it's raining outside" you say "thanks jd" becaue he or she just stated the obvious

by dstaa October 10, 2005