shoot a text

the simple act of sending a text message

Matt: Have you heard from Uncle T today?
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!

by coalcase1 October 27, 2009

U Up? Text

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to have sex with you and then continue to ghost you after they get the goods.

Omg, Ryan is such a dick! He sent me a “U up? text” last night, then after we met up to do the nasty he snuck out the back door this morning and I haven’t heard from him since!

by worlds#1Dad November 21, 2019

gang text

The act of multiple people sending identical text messages to an individual at the same time, usually to a homie in a mocking or taunting fashion.

Chris - "Yo I heard Mark is out tonight with da kids and wife at the carnival"

Age - "Snap!! he must be cranky, yo!"

Sweede - "Word, let's gang text him"

John - "Trudat, let's send 'Yo, score us a goldfish'"

Chris - "Chyeah, that's genuis"

by Mucks November 12, 2008

text message breakup

to break up with someone via a text message. Highly looked down upon in the dating world.

"You cant text message breakup with her, no girls will ever date you again"

by Gtron January 1, 2007

textadent

ahole who gets into an accident while texting

Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!

by Tuco B August 21, 2009

text storm

Continuously spamming a girl with lines of text, overwhelming her with information before she can respond to the first line of text.

As a result she will only be able to respond to 1 line of text, common mistake made by guys talking to girls.

jerjer:
hey baby what are you doing tonight?
u there babe?
hey guess waht i did in class today?
we had free pizza
lol there were 5 guys dancing on their desks while the pizza was being eaten

bbygrl87:
/overwhelmed by text storm
wow free pizza without me?

by bygbyggey & jerjer January 11, 2011

Text Flashing

The act of sending a dick pic via text, with very little or no warning whatsoever.

Zachary was unable to snag a girl using conventional methods, so he attempted to do so by text flashing.

by Silly231 December 17, 2011