tenfold bash

To masturbate for ten different reasons

Inquisitive man: Why are you masturbating?

Wanker: Because I'm stressed out, I just saw a picture of Jessica Alba, I have an errection, there's an erotic song playing, I'm feeling horny, I haven't had a wank in three days, I haven't got much else to do, no one else is in the house excpet you (why are you still here by the way?!), and I would like to relax and feel wanking is the best option for this

Inquisitive man: So you want to wank for NINE different reasons?

Wanker: Oh and I lost my keys so I want a wank

(Interuption)Conclusive man: You're having a tenfold bash!!

Wanker: Am I? I thought a tenfold bash was wanking ten times in one day?

Conclusive man: No, no. That's defintion one of the same term, the secondary definiton is to wank for ten different reasons, as in Wanker's case today.

by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006

Tentorian Soulmate

A label for soulmates who don’t end up together.

“She was my tentorian soulmate, although she doesn’t know that.”

by platonicallyokay March 18, 2018

Tenboberoonie

Slang for 50 Pence in Northern England

I need tenboberoonie for the taxi driver, I've already forked out my share thanks very much!

by Peneleope Pitstop September 3, 2007

Tennonym

Words that when typed in T9 may be written as a word not intended.

Also pronounced "T9onym"

A Tennonym for "Jordan" is "Korean"
A Tennonym for "Caleb" is "Baked"

"Dude, my girlfriend is so bad at texting. Her text's are so full of tennonyms."

by Caleb McIntosh March 27, 2009

Teatowling

gently placing a teatowel over someones face who you are having sex with.

when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)

I'm teatowling your mum

by yep1guy December 8, 2009

tenor thumb

when one plays the tenor saxophone for prolonged periods of time and their right thumb engages in fucked up deformation

after just 3 months of playing tenor in the highschool band, timmy had experienced tenor thumb

TIMMY: "SWEET FUCKING JESUS WHAT THE TIPSY SHIT HAPPENED TO MY THUMB"

by bizzle the swizzle November 17, 2016

TennoBarium

Horrible streamer who can't play games right ever. Mostly plays Warframe and Paragon, gets scared by games pretty easily (such as Alien and FNAF) which makes him a big ol pussy baby.

Person 1- " Hey, did you see TennoBarium's stream yesterday?"
Person 2- "You actually watch that loser?"

by DickButtSupreme June 5, 2017