Testicle Peanut Juice

Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.

Omg, I just drank some Testicle Peanut Juice, and I can feel Jesus sucking on my balls.

by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018

Tentacle Pit

Tentacle pits are common elements in things like hentai (obviously, tentacle hentai). A tentacle pit is a monster that resemble a small place full of tentacles, that's why it's called tentacle pit. It's basically a pit full of tentacles.

Gosh, I hate tentacle hentai. Yesterday I watched a anime without knowing it was a hentai, and it had a scene where a girl got trapped into a tentacle pit and were raped by the tentacles. Disgusting.

by mandycandysss August 1, 2021

west testicle

Delightful suburb on the other side of town from eastjesus (which see).

Dayum, it sure is far to west testicle! Not as far as it is to eastjesus homey!

by divemaster September 22, 2006

tentacle rape

when a hot hentai chick gets raped by tentacles duh

I'd love to tell one of the best free tentacle sex stories. Once a girl went to visit her friend who lived far away from famous river. When the sexy hentai girl reached the bridge she met a real tentacle monster! It was an ugly and brutal creature that loves sweet babe's pussies. It suddenly attacks the girl and twines her so fiercely. Our sexy teen babe is shocked of reality. But there is no time to think! The monster prepared to give this horny bitch a real tentacles fuck ride! Adorable pretty girl tries to resist tentacle rape hentai action but every motion hurts. Soon babe stopped to fight and got top pleasure of hard tentacle fuck that she had firstly in her life!

by lonewolf1337 January 10, 2011

Testiclenis.

–noun

1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.

2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.

1. "Man its so hot I'm sporting a testiclenis"

2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.

by P85 December 1, 2009

testicle festival

A party or gathering consisting mainly of guys. Similar to sausage factory or sausage fest. Can use "test fest" for short.

John had a gig at his place, but forgot to invite chicks. Turned out to be a bona fide testicle festival.

by JJ-ATCs April 17, 2011

testicle fortitude

means having balls, bravery, courage

if ya wanna win, u bettah reach down and grab for sum testicle fortitude

by Inflame November 23, 2003