An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.
Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
by YAWA April 11, 2022
It's when a man uses his penis to gently hit the balls of his partner gently and steadily increasing the strength of his hits
by Nya-nya October 20, 2019
A girl who bends down excessively to pick up tennis balls, and who sticks out her ass when returning serves.
by a.pham223 December 07, 2017
by Magic04 October 14, 2019
A temper tantrum made by someone deemed as acceptable as it is made by a 'professional' tennis player.
by 80's girl at heart July 10, 2017
When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.
Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis
..............
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis
..............
by Tommy172 October 27, 2011
by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023