tawel head

A brown coloured imagrent that wears a turbin "tawel" on his head
A.K.A: "Camel jockey" or "Sand nigger"

"The Tawel Head tried to jack the plane with a box cutter"

by irishpimp69 August 30, 2007

sofa king wii tawd dead

another way of saying so fucking retarded

Jake: "hey mike did u know you are sofa king wii tawd dead?"
Mike: "no dude, but i did know you were"

by saynab February 4, 2009

taxed back

1. Worn out or in a state of disrepair.
2. An adjective used to describe someone who looks like a piece of worn out crap.

1. My converse are so taxed back I need a new pair.
2. Damn, Brittany Spears looks taxed back in that photo.

by baby hal June 10, 2005

Twednesday

The way someone says Wednesday if they have a speech problem or stuttering problem.

"I think it's on Twednesday."
"Did she just say Twednesday?"
"Yeah, she talks funny. You know that."

by camille greene January 5, 2010

taped dick

What all hockey players do

#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick

by Johnathhon October 6, 2013

TAMED

TAMED - Think About me everday.
It's from the song called T.A.M.E.D. by Mount Kimbie.

A: "I've been think so much about him. "
B:"hahaha TAMED"

by MountKimbielove November 9, 2017

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018