1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.
2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.
2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.
Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?
Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.
Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.
Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.
Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.
by wordman55 August 27, 2012
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Yo, guy, lets go Nigga Gippin this way! No way, man! There is a chick with a Tampon Boner over there.
by R-e Miller June 8, 2015
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I shoved the tampon up my vagina
by 9639579437 March 13, 2019
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I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!
(Silence with crickets chirping...)
Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!
(Silence with crickets chirping...)
Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...
by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015
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"tampon huts are my favorite, they make me all warm."
by Hank.wal October 12, 2009
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by Sammmmi! x3 x ] May 11, 2009
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from above it resembles a tampon, the cocaine looking like the string...
you down the shots and blow the line in rapid succession
from above it resembles a tampon, the cocaine looking like the string...
you down the shots and blow the line in rapid succession
" Dude, I pulled on The Devil's Tampon twice last night, I was so mangled I ass banged "THE RED ONION."
"Did you Cry?"
"Did you Cry?"
by Jake aka Mr. Dick Fitzwell October 13, 2008
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