by Tim’s Internal Testical (TIT) December 16, 2021
Get the Veggie Talemug. by Jason Jorgs September 27, 2019
Get the Dolphin Talemug. He listened respectfully at first, filled with compassion, tears forming in his eyes as she narrated having been abandoned as an infant, left in a dumpster high in the Sierra-Nevadas, rescued by dumpster-diving circus riders who put her, untethered, on the back of a jumping stallion every night till she was sixteen. Years later, escaping one night off the coast of San Diego she waded into the ocean, hoping to end it all, only to be netted by Tijuana shrimp fishermen who forced her to peel shrimp for years in a rickety boat, the best life she's ever known, before falling overboard in a hurricane and washing ashore in San Francisco at the precise moment an 7.4 earthquake hit. How she got to the Greyhound station in Sparks she was still unclear, and could he spare a hundred bucks to help her find her rightful family, whom, she believed, might at this moment be remorsefully searching for her on the outskirts of Death Valley. By now dry-eyed and stone-hearted, he reached into his wallet for a five, which he slipped into the outer pocket of her spangled handbag and, not looking back, hopped quickly onto his bus while she prattled on with her Tale of Whoa!
by Monkey's Dad July 6, 2021
Get the Tale of Whoa!mug. A musical work written by Jacques Offenbach; it exults the lives of famed Hollywood actors Dustin L. and Philip S.
The Tales of Hoffman were written by an excellent musician, excellent musician. Yeah, he's an excellent musician; he was my MAIN MAN way back when. Jeopardy is on at eight.
by QuacksO April 21, 2019
Get the Tales of Hoffmanmug. by LuckyHD February 17, 2024
Get the Tales Of Tanoriomug. Tale from the rest Lonnie Benningfield junior American leader under dirt buried 6 feet under story. A American tale from the grave of Lonnie benningfield junior in blue 💙. Lbj gets shot up in the street's by his arrival in red and he comes back to hunt them down one by one before he is put back in his grave. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 25, 2023
Get the Tale from the rELBJaLUDmug. Tragic Tale Syndrome (TTS) is an effect someone can get if they make a "Tragic Tale" video on YouTube. Once they make one, there is no turning back. The carrier will continue to rant on how the game is bad even though it's got more good than bad to it
Guy 1: I really like VileHyperion's Tragic Tale of PvZ video
Guy 2: Don't listen to him, hes got Tragic Tale Syndrome. His video was just based off nostalgia
Guy 2: Don't listen to him, hes got Tragic Tale Syndrome. His video was just based off nostalgia
by Gamer47 June 18, 2022
Get the Tragic Tale Syndromemug.