Test Match

A Bender that goes 5 days. This is named after a type of international cricket, in which two teams play for 5 days, called a test match. It has been used by ‘Chillinit’, an Australian Rap artist, and his peers and fans.

Me: “Oi babe lets start the test match” Your gf: “Fucking oath”

by OliManter December 6, 2018

Girth Test

The Girth Test is a form of measuring the girth of, or circumference of, a man's penis. When you run out of toilet paper and begin to jerk off, you stick the empty tube on your penis. If the tube fits and your cock slides right in, you have failed. If you can't fit, you passed.

Larry: "Hey man, do you know what the Girth Test is?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"

by Optiv November 25, 2019

Math Test

Literal hell.

I hate this math test.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 20, 2021

Johnny Test

Seasons 1 - 3 were good enough.

Seasons 4 - 6 are the reason why this show gets so much hate.

A lot of people think Johnny Test is the worst shoe ever. Don't blame him, blame Seasons 4 - 6.

by Cynical Man April 25, 2022

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

A multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

I just had to do the FitnessGram Pacer test for gym. I am now permanently bound to a wheelchair.

by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020

fan and test tube

both are characters from inanimate insanity , my otp

fan and test tube are my otp

by mileyessir February 9, 2021

test match

an extremely long sit-down sojourn in the lavatory, which to the subject feels like it is taking five days to achieve any sort of conclusive result. So named due to the similarity to the cricket competitions: long, silent periods of intense concentration broken by occasional grunts, cracks and thuds, irregularly interspersed with splatters that sound not unlike bursts of applause.

Sally: “Fred, Jim disappeared after breakfast and it's already 11. We are supposed to be at the coast by 12!”

Jim: “We might not make it. He's in the lavatory and it sounds like he is in the middle of a test match.”

by bromp February 22, 2010