muddy tornado

when a man shits on a females stomach and blows on her chest to cool it down

eg thomas spence shits on georgia belford and blows it cold hayden carvell comes in and says hey dont muddy tornado my woman

by gooch 6969 November 23, 2014

Dirt Tornado

When a person spins in place while having anal sex in the "cowgirl" position

She came over to my place last night and while we were having sex she gave me a dirt tornado.

by Darkchyylde September 28, 2019

Egyptian Tornado

Perjorative for a woman from Egypt with a personality that can only be described as 'overwhelming' - a torrential torrent of nonsensical insults and delusions of grandeur, and occasionally bricks. Much like a tornado.

"You're looking pretty rough, are you okay? What happened?"

"The Egyptian Tornado."

"Yikes."

by couldyou1magine July 1, 2022

Mushroom tornado

Female is the vortex and 3-5 men circle around her face, slapping it with their large mushroom tips.

Yo, I need 3 boys do to a mushroom tornado with me on Becky here.

by Autismothegreat December 22, 2019

emotional tornado

When a girl talks herself in circles and her emotions for a guy she's in love with spin around and around and around and get completely out of control.

Damn.... Courtney was such an emotional tornado today.

by Cjs07r June 16, 2016

Creamy Tornado

After a monumental event with the boys, one must shoot their load into a cracked beer and shotgun the contents after.

“Nice bird, Jerry, now let’s see you shotty that creamy tornado.”

by Wiener74 April 19, 2022

Bacon Tornado

(n.) A fury storm of meat and wind.

Jeff: Woah, dude, what's that outside the window?

Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!

by Michi Murha May 11, 2011