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The Ritual of Sex

An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview
person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree

1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

Victim: “noooo-“
Daniel: *enters

This is the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

The gill gooney sex move

When you see a commuinst neck beard and decide to have anal sex with them
I went to a furry convention so I had to pull out the gill gooney sex move

Sex with the Young

Not just a fetish, a feeling, a way of life, a calling, a voice that only a very reduced number of men can hear. Can you train the Young Hunting Eyes? Are you born with them? Or is it a mindset, a trend? It's mother nature, calling out for the chosen ones. You are now one of us, you're welcome.
-How young is Sex with the Young?
-I don't think you understand how this whole thing works...

Sex on the cob 

When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.
Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.
Sex on the cob by Beers Lite May 17, 2020

Sex on the beach

A hot sports car in a bright color, like the new Corvette Stingray, spotted by the ocean.
Sex on the beach by Jamdalu September 30, 2020