Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Lord of the Rings

An honorific title for someone who finds a lost ring while fingering his/her partner. Also works if extracting a diaphragm.

Joe- Hey Bae! I feel something! What?! You had a ring in your vagina?

Susan- Oh thank you! Mom was so upset that Dad lost his engagement ring. You're the Lord of the Rings!

by WilliamInBoston November 27, 2016

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!

I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)

This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings

by selfpuffs September 1, 2019

the lord of the rings

great books/movies and harry potter is a good book series but it does not even come close to the lord of the rings. i mean come on it was written by a guy with three initals for his name.

"i hope aragorn, legolas, and gimli from the lord of the rings cut off the heads of harry potter and his gay ass friends"

by pat-0-rama December 11, 2003

Bored of the Rings

What happens to you after watching a certain movie trilogy one too many times.

Sir Ian can blow it out his ass. I am now Bored of the Rings.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

Porn of the Rings

Alternate title for the steamy HBO sendup of George R Martin's beloved book Game of Thrones. The first in the sexy Songs of Fire and Ice series.

Jen: "What do you think of HBO's new series Game of Thrones?"

Andi: "You mearn Porn of the Rings? I love it!"

by apocolypto122112 May 21, 2011

split the rings

v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.

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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.

Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012