by Dingo February 25, 2003
Cannot perform a sexual act on oneself or a potential victim. This is due to excessive boozing and or bothing. First heard in the film Human Traffic.
Oi dave remember that bird i pulled last night after 10 stellas and a bong? Yeah, well Floppy Roy turned up, the cunt.
by skidmarks3 October 08, 2009
A term used to describe someone who:
A) is badly dressed, or
B) has no idea what they're doing and is all over the place.
A) is badly dressed, or
B) has no idea what they're doing and is all over the place.
"Ella, you're a floppy mess in those ridiculous shoes."
"My paper is due in two hours and I can't stop procrastinating. I'm afloppy mess!"
"My paper is due in two hours and I can't stop procrastinating. I'm afloppy mess!"
by Zozofosho September 21, 2011
When A man is about to have sex with his partner and he covers the tip of his penis in whipped cream before inserting his penis into her vagina.
by Mat123234345456567678789890 November 16, 2011
Lounging poolside, we couldn't contain ourselves when a random hook strolled through donning some ridiculous strippy floppies.
by shawkstar June 28, 2009
A term most barbs use to insult the flop named c@rd! B she has so right to even be in the same millennium as our lord and saviour NICKI MINAJ THE QUEEN OF RAP “NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP x2 YOU HEAR ME” -Lovley peaches
by Your local barbist May 25, 2022
by keith lemon fdge October 03, 2008