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Massive Lick

A person willing to slime their way to the top. Someone who may act differently in order to gain favouritism to benefit themselves. Often found with traces of excrement around their nose or mouth.
Doyll Twats is a massive lick isn't he?
by Postal worker February 9, 2018
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Licking the Alphabet

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 22, 2020
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Brain Lick

An act of over-zealous validation in recognition of an intellectual remark.
i.e. Nerd Flirt, Brain Sex
"Every time he posts that hyper-intellectual, indecipherable, ideological crap; the women pile on with their brain licking comments."
by SnarkyDoodle February 15, 2009
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Maple lick

A Canadian form of oral sex where maple syrup is placed on both sets of male and female parts before having a 69.
Hey Johnny, guess what I did last night?

What?
I had a maple lick!

No way eh!
by SpicyDangles January 30, 2015
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Cerberus Lick

When your ball-sack touches the toilet bowl water.
Dude I just took a massive shit, and I got the Cerberus Lick, real bad. Now my balls are itchy.
by Black Konda January 17, 2022
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Hit Licks

Acquiring currency in a brief amount of time.
I Hit Licks to pay my bills.
by chiefsosaboy December 31, 2019
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penis lick

Much like a salt lick, it is the act of a girl(preferably acting as though she is a deer, not completely necessary though) licking your penis like a salt lick. aka a BJ. With less blowing, and more licking.
Bro 1: Yeah dude, this chick was all over my dick. She performed a professional penis lick! She was just licking it... It was weird.

Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
by catsRlife July 4, 2009
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