Fucker Upper

A person who is known to be a failiure at small tasks, who decides to take on a bigger task and fails to complete it as well.
by Vinchenzo Salvator February 25, 2015
Get the Fucker Upper mug.

fucker's remorse

That feeling you get when you screw a gal and then have immediate regrets
Bob: i can't believe you screwed Amber. You know she'll tell everyone
Tim: Damn, now i have fucker's remorse
by Samkai October 14, 2008
Get the fucker's remorse mug.

Family fucker

A person who fucks multiple members of the family. This includes the father, mother, brother(s), sister(s) and so on.
When I spent the night at my boyfriends house I was so horny I ended up becoming a family fucker.
by lalaloveless July 28, 2016
Get the Family fucker mug.

kangaroo fucker

that kangaroo fucker is one funny bastard!
by Lord Wilk May 21, 2008
Get the kangaroo fucker mug.

Pillow Fucker

by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004
Get the Pillow Fucker mug.

Tucker fucker

A microwave oven. Commonly used slang in Australia. A microwave is a great way to ruin food. Need to defrost meat and half cook it at the same time? Need to make pizza soggy? Need to make the inside of the jam doughnut lava? Look no further than the tucker fucker.
Wife: Can you defrost some chicken for dinner before i get home?
Man: Sure, i'll stick it in the microwave
Wife: Don't stick it in the tucker fucker, it'll be like rubber, just leave it in the sink with some hot water.
by fcknbobfrank November 22, 2018
Get the Tucker fucker mug.

uncle fucker

shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker yes its true
nobody fucks uncles quite like you
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
*farting bit*
shut your fucking face uncle fucker
your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
your an uncle fucker i must say
you fucked your uncle yesterday
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
uncle fucker
thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs

ok now im showing off lol
by lewis May 01, 2004
Get the uncle fucker mug.