Starting process of running different plays to try and score points against a woman you think is attractive….in hope to get her number or gmail
man 1: shorty is very attractive
Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here
Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here
Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
by bsssen April 27, 2025
A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.
offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.
Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive
Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive
by DImmortal April 24, 2009
I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
by whodoyouthinkstoopid April 29, 2011
by D Flawless February 26, 2024
by D Flawless November 30, 2023
Person 1: Heard you took someone to court?
Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.
Person 1: What were they charged with?
Person 2: Comedic Offense...
Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.
Person 1: What were they charged with?
Person 2: Comedic Offense...
by Purble! December 13, 2020
An action that requires an apology.
Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.
Often can be used when your girl is bitchin about something you shouldn't be sorry for.
by Cman33 March 16, 2022