Schaffy Taffy

A nickname for the worlds best teacher, Mr. Schaffnit.

Joe: Hey, what class do you have next?
Bob: I have english.
Joe: ooh, with schaffy taffy? hes the best!
Bob: IKR!

by luvduv99 November 23, 2011

Laughable Taffables

A misuse of the word "Laffy Taffy." Usually used by a foreign person new to the United States of America and it's Halloween customs

I really want some laughable taffables from the neighbors this Halloween.

by Misused words December 9, 2018

Rae Castagno Taft

Rae Taft a celebrity that is born in Las Vegas Nevada that lives in Los Angeles California instagram famous with over 100K fans and associates with the kardashions, Tayler Holder and his family.

Johnathon: Did you see Rae Castagno Taft I saw her at the beach ?
Nathan: Yes I did she walked up to me at the same beach two days ago and complimented my outfit and I ask her for a photo with her

Johnathon: really? What’s she like in person
Nathan: Rae Castagno Taft has the kindest soul your ever meet and she’s famous look at the photos we room together!
Johnathon: that’s so amazing I’m jealous.

by Tayler Holder December 17, 2021

laffy taffy

Vagina, its the true definition from the song you non gehtto dumbasses

girl, shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy girl

by gehttoONE April 30, 2006

taffy nipples

A person who has long drawn out nipples like they have been pulled too hard off of a taffy puller, either because of a genetic defect or by force.

Guy 1: O man you shoulda seen the nips on this gurl
Guy 2: Were they pepperoni nipples? I hate those...
Guy 1: Nah man, dey was taffy nipples

by gbabyawesome August 3, 2011

taftco

Another name for a group of gay men. Their deity is justin bieber and they worship him day and night. They recognize members by wearing clothing depicting a sun logo.

John: woah are you part of taftco?

Sam: you couldn't tell?

by Swag1234578964 May 9, 2014

tafted

to taft; to outdo, best, or somehow surpass (particularly in a hilarious way); to perform a superlative act of one-upmanship.

NB: Tafting often happens in threes, since Taft was the only President to have served in all three branches of government. To taft is also used only to describe substantial or hyperbolic events, since Taft himself was famously obese.

She took my money, she took my dog, and now she's dating my sister! I've been Tafted.

by goobermandis August 21, 2010