vanilla swagger

Putting vanilla whipped cream in a girls ass then getting a horse lick it out.
I really want a vanilla swagger right now
by Cumshotwilly October 30, 2010
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Dick Swagger

1. When a man acts like a dick to a girl only when he is in the presence of his guy friends.

2. The act of being a dick in order to pick up chicks.
1. Girl: "Tom is usually so nice to me, but when his roommates came down the other night he was displaying some major dick swagger."

2. "I can't believe Clara is falling for that guy's dick swagger."
by scuba329 September 10, 2011
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Swagger Jagger

The STD you get if you bang a chav. Results in painful screeching sounds from the inflicted person.
Matt went out with Kelly, who has a notorious rep as a chav, last night. The next day he was screaming so badly that the neighbourhood complained repeatedly. He has Swagger Jagger
by Skittles_Whore July 22, 2011
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Swagger Dragon

(n) - one that exhibits an amount of swagger comparable to a giant flying fire breathing reptile.
If he was mashing that hard, he must be a swagger dragon.
by wamsquatch January 15, 2011
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Swagger Don

An individual who possesses a large amount of swagger, usually in the form of confidence, fresh clothes, and being successful with bitches.
by Dreamzyy September 19, 2010
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swagger in check

Always bopping when walking, always having bling, always wearing your trousers low batty, actin like you thinkin your all bad and that, having a tinted car with alloys, and wearing a cap (such as a NY cap)
Osman & Habib & Yahaya (all together) : Oi, bro!!! you have your swagger in check!!! tell us how to do it, your tinted alloyed car and your cool clothes! check that swagger!!! that SWAGGER IN CHECK
Abdul: Oi ma boyz stop breading me yeah, I got nough with dad and mum loving me the most for ma swagger everyone keep it cool no one can beat ma swagger cos its in check
by absfaboulous February 8, 2009
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Swagger Stick

A swagger stick is a short stick or riding crop usually carried by a uniformed person as a symbol of authority. A swagger stick is shorter than a staff or cane, and is usually made from rattan.
While stressing the need for uniforms to be simple and rugged, with no need for gimmicks and gadgets, General Pate commented:
There is one item of equipment about which I have a definite opinion. It is the swagger stick. It shall remain an optional item of interference. If you feel the need of it, carry it…
However, his successor, David M. Shoup, quickly discouraged their use:
..."the swagger stick symbolized elitist affectation, and it reminded him of some unpleasant experiences he had had in China.” He had seen British officers toss money at Chinese men and then strike them with their swagger sticks as they picked up the coins off the ground. Few Marines carried the swagger stick after that.2
by Vbriel May 1, 2012
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