Definitions by Skittles_Whore

Swagger Jagger 

The STD you get if you bang a chav. Results in painful screeching sounds from the inflicted person.

Matt went out with Kelly, who has a notorious rep as a chav, last night. The next day he was screaming so badly that the neighbourhood complained repeatedly. He has Swagger Jagger

Swagger Jagger by Skittles_Whore July 22, 2011