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Survivalism

Survivalism: American (in general, Caucasian) fascination with basic life skills that the average person of every other country in the world is taught as children.
You: Hey, dude, want to go up in the woods and practice some survivalism? I want to try some primitive fire making.

Me: Oh, sure. That sounds like fun. My grandma taught me a few tricks when I was 10 years old.
by IBummedYourMum December 5, 2012
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Survivance

Your ability to survive and avoid at the same time.
My druids survivance is over 9000!
by Zebrabutt October 28, 2008
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Survival Flush

The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."
Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.
by tonysnc October 3, 2014
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Survival Vote

A political vote cast out of survival, rather than political gain.
Jerry: "I can't believe you voted for Hillary. She's a HORRIBLE candidate"

Derek: "Yeah, it was a survival vote, but it was better than voting for the other guy"

Jerry: "You're just voting for the lesser of two evils"

Derek: "Exactly. They're both evil, so I voted for the one that I can actually live with"
by user32157892356 February 6, 2019
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Surviving Australia

A bloody awesome free phone game. It features Australian themed mini-games inspired by the deadliest animals in the world including Drop Bears, crocodiles and box jellyfish.

Like the real thing, it is pretty much impossible for tourists and wannabee Aussies.

Surviving Australia is available on the App Store.
Steve: Hey Dazza what's the plan tonight, do youse want to go shoot some crocs?

Darren: Nah mate I want to stay in and play Surviving Australia with the misso.
by sickcuntdeveloper February 19, 2019
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survival-stress

stress fear survival compulsion motive tension
Survival-stress is our fundamental motive, it's fear based, compulsive, knee-jerk. Behind everything, this interior tension drives us to think and act.
by Rebelbagwan April 27, 2019
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survive life

The ability to vibe whilst battling the struggles of first-world malicious agendas.

In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.
Slime 1: "I can't do this broski, my assignment's due in 2 hours, my girl left me on read and I set the fire alarm off for burning my toast in the toaster."

...dramatic silence

Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.
by supremeoneofdagfa15 November 10, 2020
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