Ambient Surf

So hip it hurts.

Dude did you feel that Ambient Surf last night.

by TheNazarethBoy. June 5, 2011

transit surf

Attempting to stand upright without touching handrails while a subway/metro train is in motion. Requires great balance and quick reflexes.

The Red Line car was so packed that I had to transit surf all the way to Roosevelt.

by MeghanML March 27, 2009

Sit n surf

The act of surfing the internet whilst sitting on the john/lou/toilet/crapper/dropping a deuce/AWESOME.

I have to bid agressively on this ebay item, but i also have to shit... Its cool, I'll jist SIT N SURF.

by Jabroner April 13, 2011

Hadji Don't Surf

Hadji became a derogatory name used by American troops to describe enemy fighters during the war in Iraq. The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is based on “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” from the Viet Nam war movie “Apocalypse Now.” The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is a morale declaration that Americans are militarily and culturally superior to their Iraqi enemies.

Captain: "We've been ordered to secure that town TODAY."
Sergeant frowns: "Hmm... that will be a challenge, sir."
Captain smiles. "Yeah, but Hadji don't surf."

by aerodrome January 14, 2013

Truck-surf

|trək ˈsərf-ing|
Verb
To imitate a surfer on the bed of a pickup truck: -ing, -ed

ORIGIN: Of redneck origin; some people got bored and decided to stand up in the back of a truck while in motion during the late 20th century.

She fell to her death while truck-surfing. Her mom did nothing.

by Kat Moyer February 3, 2009

Sit and Surf

Utilizing the mobility of modern technology to its maximum in the context of relieving oneself while surfing the internet.

Suggested technologies include: Laptop with WiFi, iPhone or any other internet capable device.

Benefits include: A comforting relief while keeping a steady flow of multitasking.

"Man, I've really gotta take a dump, but I need to finish commenting this picture; downloading this torrent; talking on skype with my mother; researching dinosaurs for this paper; putting up another awful ytmnd; writing this sweet status update; laughing and saying awe to thousands upon thousands of pictures of adorable kittens"

"Dude, just sit and surf."

"YEA!"

by punkedoutpianist December 19, 2009

Strawberry Surf-rider

Possibly the holy grail of all smoothies. Made with lime sherbet, strawberries, and ice....oh and perfection.

"why are you grinning?"
"because im drinking a strawberry surf-rider"
"aaaaah. liquid happiness"

by lurkette May 4, 2009