Second Avenue Subway

A reminder on how slow and incompetent tha City of New York and tha MTA is when it comes to building long-term public works projects. Fiorello LaGuardia and Robert Moses were responsible for tearing down tha 3rd and 2nd Aves. elevated lines and fucking over tha Lexington Ave. subway commuters in tha progress with third world style crowding, while promising them a Second Avenue Subway. Construction began in tha early 70's, but tha City got fucked with a fiscal crisis and only unbuilt portions is what remains of tha Second Avenue Subway today.

Tha Second Avenue Subway will be constructed at tha end of 2004. Too little, too late.

by Omega Death November 15, 2003

Subway shits

Its when you contract diarrhea after you have eaten day old subway.

Andrew:Why does your uncle keep pulling over to use the restroom?

Eric: Its cuz he has the Subway shits

Andrew: Really he tried making me eat that shit, hes gonna have that throughout the trip

by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011

subway

An evil, evil place that sells tasteless sandwiches made from cheap, stale ingredients shipped over from third-world countries, and markets them as "fresh" and "healthy" (despite the fact that most of the sandwiches they serve, for example, meatball subs; have as much calories and fat as a cheeseburger from McDonalds). They overcharge for their food, and like McDonalds, are intent on World Domination. Also have really badly made television commercials featuring an irritating guy called Jared Fogle who used to be extremely fat but is now just extremely ugly and annoying.

If I had to work at Subway, I would kill myself.
You paid 8 bucks for stale bread roll with slimy ham?
Dude, is that a caterpillar in your lettuce?

by Nathan___ May 27, 2007

The Subway

The Subway is ass to ass fecal transfer, as in to shit from one anus into another.

Her first job as a porn star was to be on the receiving end of The Subway.

by Derek RW January 14, 2008

The Subway Surprise

The Subway surprise, as it were, is a phenomena associated mainly with homosexual men. It is the act of inserting a clear plastic tube into one's anus. Then, a partner slides the other end into his ass. then, partner one defecates into partner two ass, the turd representing a subway car slipping and sliding into the next chocolate train stop. Sometimes, the duo rocks back and forth, sliding said turd between each other.

"You aren't implying anything icky by saying you'll give me The Subway Surprise....right Jared?"

by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) June 3, 2008

subwayloyal

type of rat usually found in sewers, has been known to eat their own.

by DT October 15, 2003

subway arms

When a person's arms are so thick and meaty, they might as well have been bought from subway.

"Hey Smith, how much did your arms cost?"

"Oh, these subway arms? They were $9.50 with a Fanta."

by epic slut October 19, 2008