suburbians

1. Musicians from the suburbs who bring joy and happiness to everyone that they meet.

2. Lesbians or would be lesbians from the suburbs who spread joy and happiness.

3. Musical lesbians from the suburbs who spread joy and happiness.

Suburbians are here to take over your city.

by Carl Dyer May 2, 2006

suburbs

A hellish place, where the annoyances of culture come to thrive. Monotony or race is only superceded by monotony of architecture and planning. The dwelling place of the white race - which gives birth to several otehr problems. Ignorance, boredom, and depression are all symptoms of living in the suburbs, which explains why moody rock music listened to by suburban white teenagers is so predominant; these teenagers are convinced that they want their lives to be over when in fact they live in extreme comfort, albeit banal comfort, and suffer from the belief that noone else shares in their "pain-" i.e. the pain of being made fun of in school for wearing all black and losing your girlfriend of two weeks. The urban life provides for daily excitements that prevent idiotic social subcultiures to establish that are often established in the suburbs. For example, the culture of "wiggas", predominant in every suburb, are only established because the youth who practice it are not kept in check by the daily realities of urban life, i.e., black people to show these "wiggas" how dumb they are acting. In other words, these people are bored. High school cliques do not exist in inner city schools, where I attended, due to the fact that there are much more important things to worry about living in the city rather than being a "jock", a "prep", a "nerd", or a "skater". In fact, all students were united in this urban community by the fact that our lives were struggles, i.e. having only one parent, another parent in jail, drugs, welfare, violence, etc. It was not lauded and celebrated as the pop culture it has become in the suburbs, where boredom has provided for inner city life to be exalted as a means to escape the suburban monotony.

I'm bored in the suburbs, let's go act like 50 Cent.

by tenda June 12, 2005

suburban redneck

A person dwelling the suburbs that behaves like a redneck bringing the rest of the neighborhood down. These people can be found all over America and are not limited to the southern USA. They can typically be found in too tight sweatpants (with camel toe), flannels, & sneakers. Haircuts may include the mullet and/or teased bangs.

Our neighbors are such suburban rednecks! They have shit all over the lawn and a bunch of broken down cars.

by sha_77 June 11, 2006

Urban Suburban

When playing basment rules, playing pool in a shitty location where there is not enought room to shoot the ball at certain angle,such as in a small basement.

Shit man, we playin urban suburban in this shitty ass basment of yours.

by nickispickis September 25, 2006

Suburbia Syndrome

Inspired by the scene from the movie "Gone in 60 Seconds" in which the car thieves become lost in "suburbia hell" due to the fact that every house, yard and street appear exactly the same. It's the condition felt by these thieves and can be brought on by various events.

John: Is it just me or do all the songs on the radio sound exactly the same these days?
Matt: Huh, I get that same feeling about movies every time I walk out of the theatre.
Gord: That's weird. I felt like that after having sex with my girlfriend last night!
Travis: Sounds like you guys are all suffering from Suburbia Syndrome.

by SlapShawt February 27, 2011

Suburban Rain Dance

To thoroughly wash your car, followed immediately or shortly after by rainfall

"My car is looking so fresh and so clean!"

"Sho is, too bad there is a huge rain cloud heading this way. Looks like you just did the Suburban Rain Dance"

by Leonidas Coolarrow August 23, 2011

militant suburbanite

A person, often an adult in their 40s or 50s, who resides in any suburb of a major city and holds the firm belief everything they and their family need is in their suburb and others surrounding it and rarely, if ever, venture into the core city, either out of fear of being a victim of a crime (even if they live near a city with low crime rates) or out of contempt for the cities mostly liberal/open-minded view points that clash with their staunch conservative ideas.

Militant suburbanites are not very common in communities within 15 miles of the core city and make up less than half a metro area's population, but they are not common to spot, as they feel the need to conform to whatever their neighbors and/or coworkers are doing. Militant Suburbanites that do venture into the city usually tend to stick to the most crowded areas of the city and will avoid any form of public transportation.

There are three levels of Militant Suburbanite:

Level 1-most willing to venture into a core city, though only do so for certain occasions, usually being sporting events, some concerts and conventions/trade shows/conferences, travel (driving through in a car, heading to the airport, etc.) and work, if their job is in the city. All other entertainment and shopping they feel can be done in the suburbs.

Level 2-will venture into the core city from time to time, but usually only for work and travel

Level 3-rarest of all. Is absolutely not willing to venture into the core city at all. They will go out of their way to not find a job there and will even refuse to drive through there on the highway.

by GaaraoftheDamned September 19, 2013