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Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.
by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017
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Stealing Doritos

To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.
"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."
by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010
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Screamin' A. Smith

Crazy ESPN sports analyst who screams everything he says.
I was watching SportsCenter last night, until Screamin' A. Smith came on. Then I threw a brick at my TV.
by ChuckChaser69 May 16, 2008
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steaming dragon

During fellatio, to pull your b'yotches head tightly into your pelvis as you cum and refuse to let go, thus causing her to gasp for breath out of her nose and release hot man sauce from the nasals... hence the "Steaming Dragon".
by Jackaboni April 25, 2003
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Steaming Road Twinkie

Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window.
Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.
by steaming road twinkie May 11, 2009
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screaming pelican

when you are bangin a broad on the beach and you pull out dip your dick in the sand and then continue to hit it
Horn was given a sreaming pelican while we were on vacation in Mexico
by Carlson December 8, 2002
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screaming viking

an alcholic drink comprised of Half a pint of Cider and one measure of Drambuie on ice. Very popular amongst golfers.
'Make mine a screaming viking with extra ice please' this is a typical order in discerning golf clubs
by Michael Richard Low April 19, 2008
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