Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
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"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."
by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010
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by ChuckChaser69 May 16, 2008
Get the Screamin' A. Smith mug.During fellatio, to pull your b'yotches head tightly into your pelvis as you cum and refuse to let go, thus causing her to gasp for breath out of her nose and release hot man sauce from the nasals... hence the "Steaming Dragon".
by Jackaboni April 25, 2003
Get the steaming dragon mug.Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window.
Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.
by steaming road twinkie May 11, 2009
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by Carlson December 8, 2002
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'Make mine a screaming viking with extra ice please' this is a typical order in discerning golf clubs
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