Pritzker Pit Stop

When you are hungry and need to use the restroom, but have to make 3 different stops to find an open restroom amid dining room and lobby closures.

We would have been here 30 minutes sooner, but your Mom needed to take a Pritzker Pit Stop.

by Neilson Smeilson October 25, 2020

truck stop blend

Any coffee that has set on the burner all day and has a scorched flavor and aroma. Tastes as if it was filtered through the briefs of a long hall trucker.

I told the waitress I'd wait on a fresh pot of coffee because I'm not a big fan of the truck stop blend.

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

don't stop me now

The best song in the world. By Queen, who are the best band in history.

'...I feel alive...and the world is turning inside out, I'm floating around in ectasy, so don't stop me now...'

by emily laura September 16, 2005

stoosh

Stuck up/unfriendly/pretentious

"I didn't want to take the job, because everyone working there was stoosh" or

"that club is stoosh

by Hafez June 5, 2003

Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit

1. A commonly used protest to an uncommenly stupid or ridiculous comment. The phrase was first coined by the 18th century scotish philosopher David Hume in his 1751 book "An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals".

2. The most common and non fallacious arguement against Nihilism.

3. An advanced tactic used by police negotiators

4. The mating call of Hispanics.

1. Girl in tears: i can't let him leave me for that tramp! I'm just going to get pregnant and claim that the child is his!

Guy Friend: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

2. Nihilist: It is impossible to distinguish 'existence' from 'non-existence' as there are no objective qualities, and thus a reality, that one state could possess in order to discern between the two.

Other Philosopher: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

3. Insane Man: All of you need to back the fuck off before I blow this bitch's brains right out of her fucking head!

Police Negotiator: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

4. Friend: Hey, look at that fine girl that came with *insert name here*

Hispanic dude: Aw Hell Naw, Stop Doin' That Shit!

Friend: What?

by Uruk_Mohr February 26, 2010

stop swimming in my applesauce

when someone gets too close to you and you dont want them to be

Hey, stop swimming in my applesauce!

by redheadwonder December 9, 2008

slopsicle

a slopsicle is a popsicle but all messy and dripping everywhere. Its like a non-frozen mess on a stick.

Ralph: haha your slopsicle has made you a mess.

Fred: shut up Ralph. Its all sticky.

by Robbie Lewis July 6, 2009