I was supposed to write a paper, but I ended up practically glued to my procrasturbation station all night instead.
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Very segregated. Very few from the North will venture out to the South and vice versa. The mall acts an an epicenter for the two. The South is mostly White and the North is all the other ethnicity with a few in the middle.
Out of all the places in NY, I feel this is the most racist area I've ever been. Unbearable rude, spoiled, narrow minded, stuck up people. Everyone I've met has the same attitude and manners as Jersey Shore, slightly calmer.
It is a very closed off area, you only see residents on staten island. No one from other boroughs of NY.
Everyone that wants to fit in wear North Face, the black puffy ugly jacket. Parking is good but if you park in front of someone's house they will curse you out. Even though they have a corner house and a double driveway.
South Shore is deserted you will not meet people walking around. If you do, you don't want to be associated with them.
Public transportation is HORRIBLE. A commute to midtown, ny can be almost 2hrs one way!!!
Out of all the places in NY, I feel this is the most racist area I've ever been. Unbearable rude, spoiled, narrow minded, stuck up people. Everyone I've met has the same attitude and manners as Jersey Shore, slightly calmer.
It is a very closed off area, you only see residents on staten island. No one from other boroughs of NY.
Everyone that wants to fit in wear North Face, the black puffy ugly jacket. Parking is good but if you park in front of someone's house they will curse you out. Even though they have a corner house and a double driveway.
South Shore is deserted you will not meet people walking around. If you do, you don't want to be associated with them.
Public transportation is HORRIBLE. A commute to midtown, ny can be almost 2hrs one way!!!
Staten Island:
"I wear North Face, so I'm going to act conceded"
"Don't you dare park your car in front of my house, even though that spot is considered public and I do not own it. Even though it is common elsewhere in NY."
"I'm going to make racist comments to the minorities because they are clearly out numbered by living here."
"How did the bottom of your car get so scratched up?!?"
"That's normal, a pothole is the same size as the tire."
"I wear North Face, so I'm going to act conceded"
"Don't you dare park your car in front of my house, even though that spot is considered public and I do not own it. Even though it is common elsewhere in NY."
"I'm going to make racist comments to the minorities because they are clearly out numbered by living here."
"How did the bottom of your car get so scratched up?!?"
"That's normal, a pothole is the same size as the tire."
by Sybec April 27, 2012
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Mark: Hey man, did you hear, last night I helped a couple of guys Grand Central Station Rachael!
Mac: Get out dude, that is insane!
Mac: Get out dude, that is insane!
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Get the Aspisstuation Station mug.Beware this special brand of Staten Island boy - he is unique in his lack of uniqueness. He wasn't "cool" enough to be accepted by the other Staten Island boys due to the fact that he's probably fat and has acne that like, stares you in the face when you encounter him. He overcompensates for everything he lacks in self confidence by guising himself in "panache" and nobility. Oft he feels he has no purpose so he goes for a civil service job, such as firefighter, EMT, or cop. It's his only means of attaining power, and he has the option to make it look like he actually cares about people when the truth is he only cares about his fat pimply self
He has sex with anything and everyone (see slut, roast beef curtains, and staten island girl)because he has a complex about not being able to be alone, ever, and being a horny bastard who craves gratification.
He has the Staten Island Accent that makes you want to scream and run in circles with an ultimate goal of sticking your head under the ground, or scream running towards his acne mounds with a pickaxe.
He has sex with anything and everyone (see slut, roast beef curtains, and staten island girl)because he has a complex about not being able to be alone, ever, and being a horny bastard who craves gratification.
He has the Staten Island Accent that makes you want to scream and run in circles with an ultimate goal of sticking your head under the ground, or scream running towards his acne mounds with a pickaxe.
Elizabeth: Wow, look at that Staten Island Wanna-be Guido! He makes me sick; he's going to die alone with some sort of STD.
Maria: Oh fuck yeah. He's getting the clap, I just know it.
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Kathy: That's my partner at work. Truth is I can't stand him.
Kim: Why?
Kathy: He's such a Staten Island Wanna-be Guido; he's ugly but he's got a superiority complex up his ass.
Kim: Ooh! Shh, his girlfriend is coming. Whoa, is that a face?
Kathy: Oh, you mean his fuck buddy? Yeah, well, that unfortunate thing right around where her nose should be is called a face. He doesn't care, he'll stick his dick in anything he can persuade.
Maria: Oh fuck yeah. He's getting the clap, I just know it.
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Kathy: That's my partner at work. Truth is I can't stand him.
Kim: Why?
Kathy: He's such a Staten Island Wanna-be Guido; he's ugly but he's got a superiority complex up his ass.
Kim: Ooh! Shh, his girlfriend is coming. Whoa, is that a face?
Kathy: Oh, you mean his fuck buddy? Yeah, well, that unfortunate thing right around where her nose should be is called a face. He doesn't care, he'll stick his dick in anything he can persuade.
by Joanna Bannana March 19, 2008
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Many non transit riding patrons tend to make Surrey Central Station out as a center for crime and drug activity, and an unsafe place for people to queue for transit vehicles, partially do to the common perception of the downtown Surrey area in which it is located (also known as Whalley) as being unsafe.
Many non transit riding patrons tend to make Surrey Central Station out as a center for crime and drug activity, and an unsafe place for people to queue for transit vehicles, partially do to the common perception of the downtown Surrey area in which it is located (also known as Whalley) as being unsafe.
Hey, meet me at Surrey Central Station in 15 minutes, we'll hop the skytrain and head down to Vancouver.
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