squashedorgans

VERY pogchamp 👹
cool 😎
really hot 😩

@squashedorgans on tiktok, follow her!

Man 1: dude I just dropped a 20 kill solo squad
Man 2: DAMNN UR VERY squashedorgans

Man 1: I'm soooo good
Man 2: yeah I wish I was as squashedorgans as you :(

Man 1: would that win consider me attractive?
Man 2: yeah I would say that makes you kinda squashedorgans, so that makes you squashedorgans in 3 different ways (at least)

by xzwiii on instagram ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 3, 2021

butternut squash

A flesh-colored fruit that looks like a dick.

He felt tears behind his eyes as he watched his mom chop up the butternut squash for dinner.

by Jomo Arigato April 5, 2013

squashopomorphic

1. Of, relating to, or suggesting squashlike characteristics.
2. Seeing human characteristics in every squash you see.

1. That water tower is squashopomorphic.
2. I had to draw eyes on that squash.

by BAM July 31, 2004

squabhead

From squab(french)= baby pigeon. A short woman who has no apparant intellect.

I just fell down a flight of stairs while trying to balance 3 boxes of shoes on top of my wironing, I'm such a total squabhead.

by miss rey July 7, 2007

squashme

1.Typically a term used by an emo insect in pain.
2.A verb that signifies when a child is working on his math homework and someone comes up from behind him and beats him with a 4 1/2 inch premature carrot.

1."BzzzzzSQUASHMEzzzz" said the bull ant to the pedestrian.
2.I was working on my Geometry when Johny, that stupid fuck, squashme me.

by Jone Of Arc January 15, 2009

Squashy

A cool guy that sometimes smells like squash.

Man, Paul is such a Squashy!

by notgoony November 5, 2013

Squash it

a slang word used to stop someone from saying something negative about another person that isn't around to defend themselves.

Josh said "Wow, did you see her outfit, she looks like she just came from the dollar store and they didn't even have her size" Grant said you need to "Squash it and be nice!!"

by DonnaCarrington December 26, 2018