Spuew your Custard

The act of cumming after a month without.

Tom: I Spuewed my Custard yesterday after a month cold turkey, omg the relief.
Glen: I know what you mean, to Spuew your Custard rocks.

by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010

Spude

An awesome nickname only the good and the best people have

Jack: Hi, Spude!
John aka Spude: Hi Jack

by Spude February 18, 2020

Spum

After ramming a chix asshole so hard that it bleeds and also blowin a huge load in her ass, afterwords she will release a mixture of 3 fluids ... blood, cum, and shit ....which equals SPUM

After reeming Kims asshole so hard, i pulled my dick out and she released a huge load of spum on my carpet that it left a stain.

by I LOVE JADE-CA January 2, 2009

spuke

Spuke(ing) is the act of a female puking up sperm after swallowing during oral sex

-did you see that new porn video?
- yea it was great until the end when she spuked....

by markmooreforsure March 10, 2009

spamelope

public internet poster that debates discussions without a valid and/or understandable retort.

What? You don't even make any sense. Dip shit spamelope!

by occupado eh April 3, 2008

Spumnut

Someone who is a total idiot and acts like a drunk.

"See that guy over there, he's a spumnut"

by 32sjdhgu9s874 February 14, 2010

Spomed

When someone with no hobbies and unlimited free time likes or comments on your facebook/twitter/instagram account immediately after posting it

Dude, I tweeted about almonds and I got Spomed by Jeff. He needs a fucking hobby

by John Smoth September 24, 2013