Scrumpable

Pronunciation: \ˈskrəm(p)-ə-bəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: conjoining of delectable and scrumptious.
— scrump·a·bil·i·ty \-ˈbi-lə-tē\ noun
— scrump·a·bly \-blē\ adverb

"that girl may work for me, but she is scrumpably kissable"

"when she melts, she is incredibly scrumpable"

by mynameisalsomonkey September 11, 2009

Scrumple

something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.

The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.

You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.

by Theonemanmission December 6, 2012

Scrump

Noun; a person who is highly unnecessary; to be annoying;

"Stop kicking me you scrump!"

by Clementinemacno August 1, 2017

Scrumple

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.

Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?

by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017

Scrumply

Scrumply is a feeling and emotion. Often described as "rough" or "scabby", if something is scrumply it is not soothing to any of the five senses. One can feel scrumply wherein they have the characteristics of an object described as scrumply or Fergalicious

"That blanket is really scrumply."
"Are you feeling scrumply today?"

by Scrotum_Tickkler June 4, 2018

scrumptilious

a fancier way of saying scrumptious or delicious.

- Damn that cake looks scrumptilious

by Purrincessofthecats December 8, 2020

funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

by Carter May 7, 2005