Unflavored Sparkling Water

It's actually the same as regular sparkling water, just with a different label.

Bob: "Hey, is this unflavored sparkling water?"
Bob 2: "Yeah, this is unflavored sparkling water."

by betotrooba August 29, 2022

Guerilla snow shoveling

Shoveling snow in an unorthodox way by wearing minimal outerwear.

I'm about to go and do some guerilla snow shoveling in just boots, shorts, and a hoodie.

by DaHeIr February 26, 2010

Spiraling

A situation or action that is totally stupid, out of control; should not have been done in the first place.

Situation I walked into class when my pants fell down; man that's spiraling.

Action Writing a 10 page response for a one page response question; man you're spiraling.

by Nathaniel Bagnell November 1, 2006

Snortling

wheezing/laughing while making a giggling sound

Alex: "stop snortling you sound like a dying pig"

by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

Snorkeling

The covering up of an erection by tucking it into the waist band of your trousers, sometimes the tip of the snorkle (purple helmet) is revealed when a person raises there arms and the t-shirt rises. Snorkeling is mostly used by by secondary school children trying to hide an erection of their class crush.

The new science teacher is so hot, snorkeling was the only option to walk across the classroom without my trouser bulge being spotted.

by Taff Davies March 3, 2010

shoveling

To spoon hardcore

"so me and Ace were shoveling so hard last night"

by RiaKitti April 3, 2013

Spoogling

Using Google as a Spell Check. More specifically the "Did You Mean?"/Suggestions features to spell words or names. Either because you don't know how to spell or because your Cell Phone's predictive text didn't have the word, making you second guess how something is spelled.

One wants to change his/her Facebook status to "falling in class is SOO embarrassing", but doesn't want to be emberased by missplelling embarasing, so one Spoogles it very quickly to double check. Hence Spoogling.

by GT40Spec August 16, 2009