fetus slurper

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.

Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.

by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022

slurpee bitch

A person who has had so much sex that even the people giving away slurpee's know her

1: how did Sharen get that free slurpee
2: oh shes a slurpee bitch
1: wow what a whore

by Porqupine whore May 28, 2010

Slurp Alert

A phrase that signifies that it's time for an alcoholic beverage. Usually yelled out when one of your drinking buddies is walking in the direction of the fridge because you want them to grab you one.

It can also be used as a question to ask your friends/family if they need another drink because you have run out of booze yourself and are getting up to grab another.

Example 1:
*Friend gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen and you notice your beer is empty*

"SLURP ALERT!"

Example 2:
*You finish your beer so you decide to grab another one*

"Slurp alert, anyone?"

by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah October 6, 2011

slurp slurpy boom boom

The act of licking someone of the same sex`s hand and while they`re confused, punching them in the face twice.

Brianna slurp slurpy boom boomed her mom and didnt even get grounded.

by Shok September 9, 2012

French Slurp

A pint of Coors light topped with champagne. A popular cocktail commonly ordered on new years.

Two more French slurps before midnight strikes! A French slurp always tastes better on a French kiss.

by GeniusSex December 31, 2019

slurp

The act of consuming an alcoholic beverage with the goal of becoming intoxicated.

"Pass me some slurp"
"Where we slurping tonight boys"

by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018

Slurpee

Slurpee
(sler-pea) n.
1. A tight lipped butthole sucking.

2. Popular 7/11 frozen beverage.

V. Slurped
Adj. Slurptastic

Synonyms: slurpoo

Antonyms: fellatio

"Dude, Jen gave me the best slurpee last night."
"Did you hear how many slurpees Jen sucked out last week?"

by carcass July 19, 2014