speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.

Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”

by janicethefrog October 27, 2023

splooge cup

Another name for the reservoir on the end of a condom.

Blair's hoodie is so small it faintly resembles a splooge cup.

by Mike Newton March 19, 2007

splooge bitch

a girl who likes to be splooged on

she was a splooge bitch when i was done with her

by lemurjon October 23, 2008

Splooge

A term for a female orgasm. It is both a verb and a nounYou just sploooooge. This term is erroneously applied to men, but these people are wrong! Just like only women can menstruate, only women can splooge. Simply put, splooge is to women what jizz is to men...

When I'm with my bf, it's always a splooge fest for me.

by sassyfrand January 20, 2011

Splooge McDuck

Sex act where you jizz/cum on a girls face and then throw loose change at her (most likely pennies).

This girl came over last night and I gave her the ol' Splooge McDuck treatment

by Big Mike K September 10, 2012

Splooge McDuck

The act of jizzing on a girl's face, followed by pelting her with loose change- consisting mostly of pennies.

"Dude, last night this chick I was with was a total bitch and wouldn't stop asking for me to buy her stuff. So after she sucked me off, I totally gave her a Splooge McDuck."

by Son of Gray September 10, 2012

Splooge

To ejaculate.

Mary was sucking my dick and I splooged into her mouth, then she gagged and spat it out onto my stomach, what a bitch!

by Julie November 18, 2003