splinger

a person who us over the top, pick me , attention seeking, annoying, entiteled, and thinks theyre so funny

omg do you hear her, she is being such a splinger

by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022

splunkerdoodle

an alternative way to say slay

that was such a splunkerdoodle moment

by splunkerdoodle June 1, 2022

Sphinkerdot

1. A subatomic dot smaller than quantum entanglement dot
2. A quantum dot discovered at the bottom of the universe
3. A god worshipped by the followers of sphincterism

"Your dingus is smaller than a sphinkerdot (definition 1)."

by Fictional Words R Us June 10, 2022

sklinker

IF and ONLY IF you shlank your shlonk in the room of the 34th president Dwight D. Eisenhower, you get crowned the boinkamcbobben the 4th of Roberto squigglecockandballs, square.

bobo got the sklinker dowg

by Jimberly Nuetron September 14, 2022

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

sploinker yoinker

Jacking off or in other words masturbating

He was doing the sploinker yoinker in his room

by Master of a Bater February 24, 2024

Splunkerflunker

This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)

Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!

by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024