SplatterKill

The internet handle for someone who pwns j00 all!!!!11 And he's not even a 13 year old hax0r!

Splatterkill pwnz j00!!!11

by SplatterKill December 28, 2003

splattercast

Blood All over the place,
Death All over the place,
Also Known As GORE

omg, why the fuck you saw his legs off with that rusty saw? now it's a damn splattercast up in here....u better clean that shit up pronto!!!

by InFeRn0__ November 21, 2004

splatter back

When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".

"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".

"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".

by Ybloc June 18, 2008

splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place

yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!

by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011

Splatteredpuss

Splatteredpuss is when womens pussy has been abused and worn out over her years,and the pussy resembles a Splattered tomato.

Man,that girl I took home from the bar last night had one hell of a Splatteredpuss.

by HumboldtHobo August 22, 2011

Splatterjacked

The process in which one hides in close proximity while their friend is masturbating and then when they climax the person comes out and throws the cum rag in their face

I was yanking it on the kitchen table when suddenly my roomate hopped out of the refridgerator and splatterjacked me!

by Kurtzkurtz11 January 18, 2012

Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

by acw11790 February 12, 2012