Dick Splatter

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table

Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey

by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

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Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

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Splatterbated

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.

Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.

by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

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Meow Splatter

(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.

I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.

by cat punters September 25, 2010

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The line of mud pasted onto ones back, after one has been riding a bike through said mud, thus producing the upward lift of said mud, from the circular motion of the wheels on said bike in motion.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.

"woah! those competative bikers who have been training in the rain have totally perfect back-splatter!"...."no doubt if they had been doing that naked they would resemble the negative images of skunks!"

by gillians pseudonym May 13, 2005

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