rump-sprung

Of or pertaing to the condition of a seat or sofa upon which a large person has spent a lot of time. Worn through uphostry and collapsed springs. Typically form fitting to a specific ass.

I can't sit on the near end of the sofa, its rump-sprng to aunt Ethel's ass.

It's a good truck but that drivers seat is rump-sprung.

by Chris DeWitt January 5, 2009

Splunk

Most often used in Cherry Magazines to turn hot young men on about to whack off. It is the semen goo that they shoot out of their cocks at climax that is large, sticky, and hard to get out of the eyes.

I'm about to release ungodly amounts of Splunk onto her chocolate milkshake funbags.

by JelloBoyFrozen September 2, 2009

Splunger

A person who 'scrapes' into a conversation and then, through poor communication skills and bad jokes, completely kills the conversation. They splunge it.

ashleigh- my dog threw up yesterday
connor- yeah my dog ate the sick
kiera- i have a cat.
ashleigh- kiera, scrape out.
connor- omg kiera is such a Splunger.

by ConnorAshleigh April 9, 2009

Sprunt

A generic term for feminine deodorant spray.

Cindy's great in bed...but she could use some sprunt.

by FERREL February 8, 2008

spun like a duck

(spun like a duck) adj. modification of spun used in reference to someone on an extended methamphetamine high

Albert: Shit man! I saw Sue today...
Billy: ...and she was tweaked?
Albert: Man, she was spun like a duck.
Billy: Yup, I told you that she's a fuckin' sketcher.

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

Splunky

Unsurpassable awesomeness
Used to describe people, places, and things

Did you see her outfit, It's so splunky!

He has such a splunky personality!

Hawaii is a splunky place to vacation!

by JoMo16 November 4, 2010

Alvin the Spun Chipmunk

Alvin the Spun Chipmunk is a huge fan of EOTO! Also a huge fan of The String Cheese Incident! Alvin is from Chicago, Illinois and first debuted at a local venue called The Portage Theatre at an EOTO show on October 4, 2008. He has since graced the covers of 5 of EOTO's live albums. Alvin is a true rager and can often be found bouncing around above you at many EOTO shows, especially in Chicago. Besides EOTO & SCI, Alvin's hobbies include hula hooping and chillin with pretty ladies! Since Alvin's debut in 2008 he has gained many fans and friends, and even has his own pages on social networking sites such as Facebook and Myspace. Alvin loves to make new friends and hopes to see you at an EOTO show very soon!

Justin, Carrie, & Chris were ragin with Alvin the Spun Chpmunk at the EOTO show lastnight!

Alvin the Spun Chipmunk is the coolest, sexiest Chipmunk i have ever seen!

Damn! Alvin the Spun Chipmunk sure knows how to get down!

by Alvin the Spun Chipmunk April 4, 2010