Tom Spath

A giant bagel

Tom Spath is a giant bagel

by Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley December 12, 2022

coagulated cunt spatter

The Most disgusting way to say period blood

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

by TheFATman101294 May 24, 2012

spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 8, 2004

spatula jockey

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

spatard

a spatard:
a person or persons exhibiting behavior consistent with being both a spastic and a retard simultaneously.

slang for idiot,langer, fool, gobshite, eejit, spanner, wanker

the pub was full of spatards so i went home

by annie cronin August 28, 2007

Spatroast

A Spatroast is a take on performing in a Spit roast or an Eiffel tower (if you do not know what those are look them up). In a Spatroast, instead of slapping palms with a bro like you would in an Eiffel tower while screwing a chick, a spatroast involves one guy and any amount of girls (preferably two or more) at the same time.

Basically this is a less homoerotic version of a spit roast. While the guy is screwing one chick, she is eating out another. If there are more than two girls there... the chain just keeps going. Okright! So go have one! Also remember to say Spatroast in a hick accent while performing.

by Brendo Starr March 30, 2009

spatafore

The act of shooting a total stranger in the back of the head following an automobile collision and the subsequent exchange of insurance information.

Marc pulled a Spatafore on that guy for ramming into his new jeep.

The officer said that the deceased appeared to be a victim of a Spatafore after his collision on the I-15.

by L to the P December 25, 2006