sunday sobriety

The reality that your weekend did not improve your life and you must return to your misery tomorrow

Mary sat sipping her Latte with the full effect of Sunday sobriety making her well with tears

by von groovy September 15, 2019

Joe Scurio appreciation day

bruh moment

Did you know its national Joe Scurio appreciation day?
Whos Joe Scurio?
*he slaps him*
how dare you not know this legend.

by weqweqwe March 16, 2020

High Sobriety

High on life.

That girl's high sobriety! She's looks to be having a great time.

by festivalgoer69 April 18, 2020

maricón sonriente

Chilean spanish expression used for people who got bad intentions hidden under a nice person appearance. Has no homophobic connotation despite being the literal translation of "Smiling Faggot"

English:
Guy 1: Hey bro, how was the meeting with your boss?
Guy 2: Seems good but I can't simply trust that maricón sonriente

Spanish:
Tipo 1: Oye weon ¿Cómo te fue en la reu con tu jefe?
Tipo 2: Bien, pero no puedo estar seguro con este maricón sonriente.

by GotoCu October 15, 2021

slur sobriety

The state of abstinence from using slurs or offensive language.

"It's been three months since I've last said the n-word!"
"Congratulations on your slur sobriety!"

by Arikorv April 3, 2022

Soaring-Eagle

Soaring-Eagle <sawr-ing, ee-guh-l> verb, adjective.

Verb
1. To become so intoxicated by alcohol that one begins vomiting in senseless locations.
2. Driving one's own vehicle into a stationary object at high speeds while under the influence of alcohol.

Adjective
2. The state of such intoxication.

1. "Did you hear that he soaring-eagled his Mazda into that tree last weekend?" (As verb)

2. After a few drinks too many, he was so soaring-eagled that he threw up in a washing machine. (As adjective)

by soaringeagle2013 January 7, 2013

sourin

a style of a vape which is highly concentrated in nicotine and much stronger than a juul. often people will use juul over sourines bc they fake bitches

girl- yo u wanna rip a sourine tonight
girl 2- r u crazy those things bad as shit for u

girl 1- ur a juul user bet
girl 2- drylifes are the shit boo

by Dogssssss May 15, 2018