This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
by feldpar February 18, 2009
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Lettuce: We shall Somalia the shit out of that raft.
*Somalia is completed*
Lettuce: We have Somalia'd their raft.
Pickle: Babaloy!!!
*Somalia is completed*
Lettuce: We have Somalia'd their raft.
Pickle: Babaloy!!!
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A wild and lawless land where seafaring men go to seek their fortunes on the high sea's or take guns and women in the deserts as fearless warlords.Somalia is the last truly wild place in the world where you could either die a man or live long enough to see yourself become the warlord.
Man 1: I've had enough of this country. I'm going to Somalia.
Man2: *whispers to self* the land yonder east..
Man2: *whispers to self* the land yonder east..
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