Showerheading

To stimulate ones genitals with the water of a shower head.

Did you hear about Elizabeth showerheading in her freshman year??

by gtom September 20, 2010

bachelor shower

An application of deodorant, in lieu of an actual shower.

I was a bit stinky this morning, but a quick bachelor shower sorted that out. 'Til lunchtime, anyway.

by Frazer Nash September 3, 2009

Shower Fart

Possibly the worst farts one can make, excluding food factors. It is the poisonous mixture of running water and flatulence making rank ass farts. Never do this when your having sex in the shower,the hoe will probably slap you silly.

I had the worst shower fart this morning

by THE_MANMAN April 19, 2010

ke$ha shower

Form of "bathing" when you are not able to shower for some reason. Using deodorant and cologne to disguise the fact that you did not shower

"Dude, you look like a mess."
"I woke up late and had to ke$ha shower."

by omarjordan April 21, 2012

Romantic Shower

When some dumbass roommate decides to stay in the shower for a long ass time, and you presume that he is charming the one eyed snake; thereby, taking a romantic shower.

Alejandro: Dude, Dave has been in the shower for like a half hour.

Andre: Yeah man, he's probably having a romantic shower.

by Jandro0046 December 10, 2010

Shower Squirrel

That heinous matt of hair that collects in the drain of your shower making your tub back up and your stomach hurl.

For best results, sneak up on the shower squirrel and plunge your hand without looking, scoop up the offending hair in your clutched fingers and deposit quickly into the awaiting toilet. Make sure to close the lid immediately. Shower squirrels can be resilient little buggers. Flush. Latex gloves are optional.

by Writer MD September 23, 2009

Showergument

When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.

"I wish my real arguments went as well as my showerguments".

by billgatesog March 7, 2014