snowboarding

A sport in which you infuriate others by sitting in the middle of the run, just waiting to get run into. The point is to scrape all the powder off the hill until there is nothing but ice. Could be compared to a windshield wiper. Also, 2 sticks = 2 times the possible tricks. Snowboarders create a hilarious spectacle when trying to go anywhere in flat areas, and when exiting chairlifts.

The skier, unaware of the person "snowboarding" just sitting in the middle of the run, "accidentally" decapitated him while bombing down a daimond.

by Seattleness January 10, 2008

snowboarding

snowboading was invented by a skiier that was soooo high he foregot where he put his other ski.

...a high or drunker skiier who began snowboarding.

by Mentalreject9029 January 25, 2007

Snowblower

A black chick who bangs white men exclusively. See also coalburner.

That ho Shauntea is a total snowblower. She sucks more tiny white cock than Jerry Sandusky.

by Irish8492 May 25, 2013

snowboard

Rubbing cocaine on your gums or any open wound.

I'm kind of tired but I'll snowboard a little.

by Doge538 February 26, 2010

Snowboarder

A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers.

Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks.

by //ME\\ alolahkoab December 28, 2005

Snowblowing

In posh areas of Dublin, certain girls are known to perform oral sex on a chosen partner, following which they will hold the said partners semen in their mouth until a suitably ugly and undesirable victim is found. He is then duped into thinking that it his lucky night, and she then kisses him filling his mouth with said former partner's sperm resulting in extreme humiliation and shame.

One of the main reasons why Northsiders hate Southside arsehole geebags.

"I am so totally going to give Greg a blow-job and then like, oh my God, I will be totally snowblowing that nerdy guy over there who can't even afford Praha shoes, like he is such an ugly Northsider..."

by John and Susan April 18, 2006

Snowboi

The boy version of a snowman - smaller in size and more effeminate in looks (hence boi)

Theres not enough snow to build a snowman, and we only have a pink scarf, so lets make a snowboi

by Sethmtut January 5, 2010